confession time!!!!!

ok.
i have a confession to make.
i bought a pair of crocs.
NOT THOSE crocs....
these are actually not ugly and are not
representation of if a suburu outback were a shoe... instead these are girly.

see? wait... youre still judging me? wtf? i thought we were friends?
i can hear you internally laughing.
well whatever- i love these shoes because they are SO FREAKING COMFORTABLE
god himself mustve invented this level of shoe comfort-
but i digress.

anyway thats my confession.

i also have an obsession with the book Not Quite What I was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure

here are some samples:

"i am trying in every regard" -Lionel Shriver
"I thought I was someone else" -Tysa Goodrich
"Egomaniac with inferiority complex defies odds" -Lynette Vittorio
"Liberal at 18. Conservative at 40" - Pat Ryan
"He left me for good eventually" -Audrie Lawrence
"After Harvard, had baby with crackhead" -Robin Templeton


i told my mom that i wanted the book for my birthday (later this month)
and tried to come up with my own. i am sure i can do better than these that i gave her:

"passionately punk then i grew up"

or

"chaotic cynicism dwindled down to hope"
or
"i was raised by own fear"

god those arent very telling- nor are they very good.
i am probably going to obsess over writing one until i get it down.
work in progress.

grief counseling is today. wish me luck.


p.s. now i want these
quit looking at me like that.